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Parody song based on "Shake it Out" by Florence and the Machine for a music video charity project benefiting Movember.
lyrics
Thick hairs collect with split ends
here to invade your darkest places
I can see some grey, I can see some grey
all’the ingrown come out to play
Every viking wants his furry flesh
but I like to keep things smooth myself
I like to even out the lawn
I know its natural, but it feels wrong
I'd have to be fools or blind
to want to give chubaka a grind
Your face feels like hay, Your face feels like hay
Please stopp draggin' that soul-patch 'round
Hair-line in question, such a bad wig
found
Tonight we should bury that rug in the
ground
So I like to even out the lawn
I’d like to grow it, but not to long
Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off!
Shave it off! X2
Its hard to get ass with hair on your back
So shave it off!
Tonight I am done with my stubled parts
So I’m gonna cut them off and then
restart
‘Cause I like to even out the lawn
but it’s Movember, so I’lm growing long!
(Don’t) Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off!
Shave it off! NO-whoa! X2
Its hard to get ass
with hair on your back
So shave it off! oh NO!
A MO Stach has class
Unlike that hair on your back
just one month to last
razor breaks / aren’t much to ask
Its a fine Bro-mance
but I feel so Ron Swan-son
December 1st, this stash is gone
(Choir: Oh NO!, Na-oh...)
Your itchy if you do
and cold if you don’t
Here’s to-a handlebar’s story arc
at the end of its road
I didn’t really suffer
I grew a little hope
Who am I kidding now?
I grew it down to my throat!
Lookin’ for a good cause
found Wolverine in me (x2)
Well what the hell
let out the hairy hipster/ in me! Yeah!
Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off! NO! X2
Its hard to get ass with hair on your back
So shave it off! oh NO!
Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off! Shave it off! NO! X2
Don't Shave it off! X4 NO! ooh-ooohhhooo----
credits
released November 1, 2013
Lyrics by Natalie Ashodian, Lead Vocals & Drums by Eric Frank, Back up by Emily Hartman & Sara Levine. Produced, mixed, and mastered by Ram Dass Khalsa.
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